Lady Gaga Mentorship Program

Secret Club: Lady Gaga

So Lady Gaga, right? The same Lady Gaga who once showed up to an awards show inside a giant egg, like some kind of avant-garde omelet. She’s got this beauty brand, Haus Labs, and now she’s teaming up with Klarna—the bank that turns "I can’t afford this" into "I can’t afford this, but slightly later." Together, they’ve opened The Studio in L.A.

It’s meant to be a space for “creativity and self-expression,” which could mean anything from making groundbreaking art to filming yet another “Get Ready With Me” video where someone talks about their trauma while applying concealer. But Gaga’s into it. She and Klarna picked two creators—Biddy and Tavaris 'Vari' Jefferson—to kick things off. Each gets ten grand and mentorship, which, in corporate-speak, means "Here’s some cash, now please be interesting online."

Gaga says she’s always cared about young artists, which is very Mother Monster of her. As for how they picked the creators, she gives one of those "we value kindness and brave self-expression" answers, which probably translates to "They have good engagement rates and won’t start Twitter feuds."

The Studio itself? It’s aggressively aesthetic. Reflective sculpture? Yes. Pink sofa? Naturally. Artsy lighting? Duh. There’s a kitchen, because why not, a bathroom that probably has better lighting than your entire apartment, and a lounge for people to pretend they’re brainstorming instead of scrolling TikTok.

Gaga’s personal favorite? The mirrored canopy, because nothing says self-reflection like literally staring at yourself.

And now, for the fine print.

Appendix: The Mentorship Details

  • Duration: Six months. Just long enough to make a difference, but not long enough to deal with an existential crisis.
  • Mentors: A mix of industry professionals, social media strategists, and probably at least one person who says "Disruptive" way too often.
  • Sessions: Biweekly meetings covering content strategy, branding, and the fine art of looking effortlessly cool while promoting a product.
  • Perks: Networking opportunities, access to industry events, and one-on-one guidance on turning "having an aesthetic" into "making actual money."
  • Expectations: Create original work at The Studio, be a walking Haus Labs advertisement, and—most importantly—tag Klarna in every post.

How to Sign Up:

Well, you’ve got two options, like when you choose your favorite coffee shop, but with far less caffeine.

  1. Visit The Studio’s Official Website: Yes, there’s an official website because, of course, there is. It’s not just a "I saw it on Instagram" thing. Navigate to the “Sign Up” section and fill in the application form. You’ll be asked to share some of your “work,” which, in influencer terms, is code for "Link to your most popular TikTok/Instagram/YouTube that makes you look amazing."

  2. Social Media Submission: If filling out forms isn’t your thing, and you prefer a more modern approach, post a video of your work (not a random clip of your cat) on Instagram or TikTok, tagging both @HausLabs and @Klarna, using the hashtag #TheStudioByKlarna. Don’t forget the extra points for lighting and flair—those mirrors aren’t going to reflect themselves.

  3. Wait for the Call: If you’re one of the lucky chosen few, you’ll get an email (or possibly a phone call, but let’s be real, it’ll probably be an email) inviting you to join The Studio. Don’t worry—Gaga’s got her eye on you… in a non-creepy way, of course.

So, get to it. Create, tag, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be the next person getting a pink sofa and a $10K grant to influence the world—or at least your followers.



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