Austin Russell: China's Newest Useful Idiot? The Billionaire Who Bought Forbes with Foreign Pocket Change
Austin Russell: China's Newest Useful Idiot? The Billionaire Who Bought Forbes with Foreign Pocket Change
So, Austin Russell, the self-proclaimed wunderkind behind Luminar Technologies, a company that makes lasers for cars that don’t drive themselves properly, just became the proud owner of Forbes. Yes, Forbes — the magazine most famous for putting every attention-seeking billionaire on a “rich list” like it’s an achievement, not a global indictment.
The Setup: Nothing to See Here, Just Foreign Money
Let’s be clear — Austin didn’t buy Forbes out of his own piggy bank alone. No, the $800 million deal came laced with foreign funding.
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His partners? The Sun Group (India-based) — whose Vice Chairman had former ties to Russian government advisory roles, which in spy-speak is code for “drinks vodka with spies.”
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Also onboard: GSV Ventures, a Silicon Valley fund — because no shady deal is complete without the blessing of people who invest in ed-tech scams.
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The previous owner? Integrated Whale Media, a Hong Kong-based group with long-standing Chinese links, who held the keys to Forbes for nearly a decade.
So, we've gone from Beijing to Bangalore to Austin, who swears he's just passionate about “media integrity.” Yes, because nothing says journalistic integrity like needing foreign money to buy the most American business magazine in history.
The CFIUS Problem
The deal is now under scrutiny from CFIUS — the U.S. government’s official "Are-you-sure-this-isn’t-a-hostile-takeover?" committee. Their main concern? That foreign governments could influence U.S. media narratives — you know, like when Forbes mysteriously got much softer on China while under Integrated Whale’s ownership. What a coincidence.
Russell claims this is all just “entrepreneurial ambition”, but you have to wonder:
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Is it ambition, or is it being the world's richest useful idiot?
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Or worse, is it just business as usual in a country where billionaires can buy institutions like they're picking up groceries?
Austin’s Defense
Russell insists he's running the show solo.
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$10 million came from his own pocket.
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The other $790 million? Ah yes, foreign consortiums. Because every red-blooded American billionaire looks for investment from companies with Russian political ties when buying a U.S. media outlet.
Let’s Not Forget
Russell is a 29-year-old lidar nerd, not exactly the guy you expect to understand geopolitical power plays. But that's what makes it so believable — because the best agents aren't moustache-twirling villains. They're young, well-meaning Silicon Valley types who accidentally give China and Russia soft influence because, hey, the terms sheet looked good.
And the Content?
Under Chinese-linked ownership, Forbes had already started softening on China. Articles critical of Chinese business practices became rare. Could this new ownership simply continue the trend?
After all, if you can't beat America militarily, you may as well make sure their business press sounds like the “Visit Beijing” tourism board.
The Punchline
Is Austin Russell a Chinese agent? Probably not — but he’s ticking every box for the audition.
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Young? ✔
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Naïve? ✔
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Willing to take money from anyone offering it? ✔
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About to control an influential media platform with foreign-funded backing? ✔✔✔
As they say, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and buys Forbes with foreign money — maybe it’s time to check if the duck speaks Mandarin.
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